Hello SOTGC community,
HR Captain’s Log Star Date AD 7050
The Future of Vampires What in the Universe??!
You heard me right … Vampires lie in your future.
Vampires of all shapes and fang sizes … Cosmic Vampires …. Space Bloodsuckers.
This is a timeless phenomenon … fear of the unknown, fear of losing your vital organs etc.
Reminds me of one of my favorite Space Vampire jokes:
Three Vampires are sitting at the Saturn Bar …. the Bartender asks ‘what will you guys be drinking?’ First Vampire answers: ‘I’ll take a Type A on the rocks.” Second Vampire orders a Type O straight up. Third vampire orders a Plasma. Bartender repeats the order: OK fellas that’ll be two Bloods and a Blood Light, right?”
Ha Ha Ha
Seriously – you will always need to watch your back – someone may be looking to bite your neck when you least expect it.
Space Vampires – a very scary thought!
To be continued ….